Soft Witch

The Fluffy Witch

Special Class


Hey, have you heard of the rumor about a fearsome witch who's been terrorizing the neighborhood? They say that this person can be summoned through a seemingly odd ritual. The summoning ritual can only be done when the clock strikes twelve, and when the would-be summoner have a bag of marshmallows. Pretty odd right?

It is said that in order to summon this demon, you have to draw a circle big enough to fit a sleeping lady. Then you should throw anything soft inside the circle, until it's filled up to it's brim. Afterwards, a cat should be placed on top of the heap, and make it cry "Meow" three times. Once the cat part is done, the summoner will then make a "kira pose".

When all the requirements for the summoning ritual has been met, the witch will finally appear- that's only if she's not busy doing other things. She will introduce herself as the "Soft Witch", for she can soften anything that is hard. Err, yes, that's all that she can do, soften anything hard. It'll make you wonder why someone would bother summon her in the first place. Well everyone has their own reasons I think. She will immediately ask the summoner to say what is the hardest, sturdiest, most adamant thing in this universe that he or she wanted to be soft, and she will make a pillow out of it.

What makes her dangerous you ask? She doesn't look too harmful when you think about it, but with further analysis, you will eventually realize her potential evil. She can turn a bike as soft as pancake and ruin a couple's romantic ride. She can turn a diamond ring as soft as muffin, and break a proposing man's heart. She can soften a pen to as wobbly as a rope, stopping a girl from writing her love letter. She can even turn a Ferris wheel as soft as a gummy bear and completely end every lover's chance to say I Love You. Worst of all, she can melt a stone cold heart, and make it love once again. Hmmm, no wonder she is popular among those who have a broken heart. She is awful. She will grant such an ill-willed wish without remorse. With the use of her golden bell that spouts fluffy energy, anything hard will be as huggable as as a teddy bear, as long as you give her your bag of marshmallow in return. After accomplishing the wish, she will disappear with a "Nyan nyan pose".

This is just some second hand information, so I'm not really sure if the story circling around is true or not. But beware, when you see a crying couple, or a Romeo in distress, it could be her doing...the soft witch.

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall buy a bag of marshmallows along the way after I found my stubborn old cat. Goodbye